I saved Latin.

So, I made it through the Lusty Month of May Challenge, and, yes, it was certainly a challenge, some days more than others. I will be reposting my series at my fic comm sometime soon, but if you didn't get a chance to read it and would like to, here are the links to each day's entry:

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The title for the series is the title of the first fic: Tell Me A Story. It's Remus/Percy overall, with flashbacks (lots of them) to Remus/Sirius, Remus/Alice, and Remus/Sirius/Fabian.

There's also a poll to determine the grand winner of LMOM, which I certainly don't expect to win as I didn't write any Snape, but you should all hop on over there (be quick, as it only goes through tomorrow) and vote for your favorite author or artist--the winner gets 6 months' paid IJ time or an equivalent donation to their favorite charity. Even if I don't win I'm going to make the equivalent donation to the ASPCA this month on top of my regular monthly donation, because, hey, they deserve it.

And now I'm off to drown myself in angst fic--thank you all so much for reccing such a nice variety of them to me last night.

♥

Title: Denouement (Weeding)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Remus/Percy
Kink(s): Kissing
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Word Count: 1296
Summary: There are still a lot of weeds to pull.
Notes: *throws confetti* It's over! Congratulations to everyone who made it through the month! One line in this fic is shamelessly stolen from one of my favorite movies—see if you can spot it. (I'm sure you will!) So much love to all the people who commented and cheerleaded and prompted me throughout the month. I could never have done it without you all! ♥

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( Denouement (Weeding) )

Title: Alone Again (Naturally)
Rating: R
Pairing: Remus alone
Kink(s): Wanking, Glasses fetish
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Word Count: 513
Summary: Percy hasn't come back.
Notes: I've been planning yesterday's fic, this one, and tomorrow's from the beginning, and I cannot believe I am finally writing them! One more day—congratulations and deep respect to everyone who's made it this far!

Hmm, forgot to crosspost this last night--was apparently too distraught by IJ waiting until zero hour to let me access the site. Here it is, though!

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( Alone Again (Naturally) )

Title: Unfaithful
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Remus/Percy, mentions of Remus/Tonks
Kink(s): Infidelity
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Word Count: 604
Summary: Maybe Percy shouldn't have asked.
Notes: God, I hope I never have to write Remus/Tonks ever again. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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( Unfaithful )

*stares at blank word document*

*looks at clock*

*looks at calendar*

*shrugs*

I'm trying to decide if I care enough, or not.

Title: Three's A Crowd
Rating: R
Pairing: Remus/Percy, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius/Fabian
Kink(s): Threesome…and vaaaaaguely incestuous overtones?
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Word Count: 1184
Summary: Fabian Prewett is a big flaming poof. It's true.
Notes: For celandineb, who is a fantastic cheerleader. ♥

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( Three's A Crowd )

Title: Lucky Day
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Percy, Remus/Sirius
Kink(s): Exhibitionism
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Word Count: 667
Summary: Remus didn't expect Sirius home so early.

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( Lucky Day )

Title: Hot Shower
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Percy
Kink(s): Watersports, exhibitionism, wanking
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Word Count: 1009
Summary: Remus does what he said he'd do.
Notes: This one's for celandineb, who had a bad day.

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( Hot Shower )

Title: Trust
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Remus/Percy
Kink(s): Kissing
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Word Count: 555
Summary: Remus needs Percy to trust him. Percy just needs Remus to kiss him.

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( Trust )

Title: Punish Me, Please
Rating: R
Pairing: Remus/Percy
Kink(s): Spanking
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Word Count: 555
Summary: Percy asks to be punished for his naughty behaviour at the Ministry.
Notes: This is for the lovely westernredcedar, who wanted to see Percy into a kink that Remus hasn't ever tried. Enjoy! ♥

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( Punish Me, Please )

Title: Skipping to the End
Rating: R
Pairing: Remus/Percy
Kink(s): Dirty talk
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Word Count: 1111
Summary: Percy has an idea to make an evening at a Ministry function a little less boring.
Notes: This is for mnemosyne_1 because she is darling and because it is her birthday today and I fail at writing her a proper birthday ficlet and because she gave me this absolute gem of an idea. ♥! Happy Birthday, Syne!

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( Skipping to the End )

Title: Dirty Little Fantasy
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Percy
Kink(s): Wanking, dirty talk, talk of watersports
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Word Count: 777
Summary: Apparently, Percy has a new fantasy.
Notes: This one's for celandineb, to answer her question!

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( Dirty Little Fantasy )

I don't think I can write any more porn, you guys. Oh my god. My LMOM fic for the day is at 496 words and my pornmaker has stopped dead. *collapses*

Title: Something Horribly Kinky
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Percy, Remus Sirius (Remus/magazine article about monkeys?)
Kink(s): Watersports, gratuitous mentions of Muggle gay erotica
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Word Count: 1381
Summary: Tell me a story—something horribly kinky that will make me turn bright red. Remus complies.
Notes: Yep, the monkey's in there! (Barely!) Also, this one's for snegurochka_lee, as promised. ♥

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( Something Horribly Kinky )

Title: Conjuring A Patronus
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus alone (with fantasy!Sirius)
Kink(s): Wanking
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Word Count: 683
Summary: After Percy falls asleep, Remus takes care of himself.

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( Conjuring A Patronus )

Title: In a Room Above a Café
Rating: R
Pairing: Remus/Percy, Percy/Anthony
Kink(s): First time
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Word Count: 832
Summary: Percy continues his story.

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( In a Room Above a Café )

Title: Paper Products and School Ties
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Percy, past Percy/Anthony Goldstein
Kink(s): Bondage (of the Gryffindor and Ravenclaw tie varieties)
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Word Count: 1163
Summary: It's Percy's turn to tell a story.

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( Paper Products and School Ties )

Title: A Prefect's Role
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Percy, Remus/Sirius
Kink(s): Bondage (of the Gryffindor tie variety), roleplay, dirty talk
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Word Count: 881
Summary: Percy didn't think that last story was good enough. Remus tells him something to curl his toes.

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( A Prefect's Role )

Title: Facial
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Percy, Remus/Sirius
Kink(s): Facial
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Word Count: 1089
Summary: Remus and Sirius christen their new flat.
Notes: I fail at titles.
Further Notes: This is dedicated to florahart, mnemosyne_1, celandineb, snegurochka_lee, coffee_n_cocoa, melusinahp, westernredcedar, alisanne, amd auntbijou, even though I know that some of them won't read it, because I don't expect it of them and because they are never under obligation to do so. I ♥ my wonderful friends.

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( Facial )

Title: Scars
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Percy, Remus/Sirius
Kink(s): Scar fetish
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Word Count: 750
Summary: Time heals all wounds, but some wounds leave scars.

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( Scars )