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Title: Like A Captain
Characters: Kirk, Barnett
Rating: Idefk. R?
Word Count: 546
Warnings: Crack. So much crack.
Summary: Captain Kirk's first performance review.
Notes: *facepalm* I blame the freaking Kink Meme. This isn't going to make a damn bit of sense unless you've seen the original.

( Like A Captain )

You guys. I want someone to write Kirk/McCoy fic for me wherein Kirk is temporarily blinded (I don't even care what kind of crazy alien space pollen shit you have to use) and McCoy takes care of him. Add sex and stir.

Right, I know it's the weirdest kink ever. I don't care.

*whimpers more*

I appear to be writing more Trek fic.

Threesome Trek fic. And this after I swore I'd never write a threesome again. Gah.

I have just spent far too much time uploading new userpics--44 of them, to be precise--to rar_anthony's account. It was his birthday yesterday, so I'm gifting him with new expressions. Luke Treadaway makes the lulziest faces. I love him.

Next I need to tackle rar_zacharias...

Hogod. So excited. Have already uploaded three full-length stories to the archive (I have no explanation for myself; the third one came to me in the shower this morning and I banged it out in about an hour omg) and now MADNESS MADNESS MADNESS YAY.

I should probably go to bed but instead I'll be drabbling all night...

The Daily Snitch is looking for Percy fanworks. If I had to guess, I've probably written close to 100 Percy fics, ficlets, and drabbles.

I think if I posted them all, it would not only take me all day, but also scare the crap out of the Snitch editors...

400 words into my first Yuletide Treat.

Expect several entries with these two tags over the next few days...

So, yeah. I changed my Yuletide signup. Offered three more fandoms, dropped one I said I'd write, and changed one request to a comletely different request in a completely different fandom.

This last is all the fault of reallyreally, who recommended Stephen Fry's Making History to me a week or two ago when I was asking for fiction recommendations. I sped through the book and now I adore Stephen Fry and, most of all, I need Mikey/Steve fic. NEED.

There are six people offering it so far, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed! Of course, I'd be totally happy with any of my other requests, too, but, GOD. NEED.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYULETIDE! ASSIGNMENTS TOMMOROW HOGOD.

Let us first establish that I am a little crazy. Yes? Okay.

So the very pretty little thing Luke Treadaway is my Anthony PB over at road_ahead and I've been terribly sad that one cannot get his BBC show, The Innocence Project, on Netflix. But I was browsing YouTube this morning, and the whole series is there! *flailsquee*

I am very happy to report that so far, Luke is very Anthony in the series. Maybe slightly less cranky.

*cough* Yes, I'm stalking Anthony Goldstein. Heh. Someone please tell me I'm not the only person who stalks her PB.

I had Anthony dreams all night. And if I could only remember the intricacies of the plot (cos the dreams were wicked, wicked plotty, omg) it would make for a hell of a fanfic novella.

Sadly, at the end, it was decided the mods would kill Anthony off, only he wasn't really dead, he was just underground, and someone else played him while I stood idly by waiting for him to come out of hiding so I could start playing him again. The username was anthony_is_dead, which I am happy to see is not currently registered. Only we were playing it all out. Like, physically. Only, it was kind of real cos it got wicked scary in parts.

I hate when the dream fades as you wake--I really wanted to get it typed up. All I know is there was a lot of running around. And something to do with family secrets, and Anthony's mother. And spaghetti, which was used to send secret messages. I am not even kidding.

I have the weirdest dreams, I swear.

Good lord, when will Chris Rankin stop being a total douche? His interviews are always completely ridiculous, and yet I always read them. I don't even understand why--he's not my Percy and he always says horrid things about the character. Bah. I can't forget the interview before DH came out where he described Percy as "sleazy and slimy" or something quite close to that. Now, I know I am an unapologetic Percy fangirl, but slimy? Not for a moment. Just a little deluded.

/crazy

Also, this is the only Chris-as-Percy icon I have, because of his douchiness.

Title: Complete Perverts
Characters: Harry/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Oh, god. Um. Mpreg.
Kinks chosen: Lactaphilia
Word Count: 1995
Summary: Milk—it does Ron's body good.
Author's notes: Um. I have absolutely no excuse for myself. Mpreg is a big squick for me, so I have no idea how this came out of my brain. Thanks upon thanks to eeyore9990 for being my Very Brave Beta and ensuring that that this might be squicky, but at least I didn't abuse any commas.

( Complete Perverts )

Who is the hero of the day? LET ME TELL YOU, LJ. letmypidgeonsgo IS THE HERO OF THE DAY. See, there's this sexy little movie called The Dark Knight, and, um, there is apparently Commissioner Gordon/Bruce Wayne fic out there? Yeah. And letmypidgeonsgo is totally my crack dealer now. The first taste was free and NOW I NEED MORE. *twitches*

Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit C
Exhibit D
Exhibit E
Exhibit F

I have more exhibits, but I don't think I'll put any more here for now--THE FIRST TASTE IS FREE, KIDDIES.

(And, no, I'm not jumping ship, just having a merry little affair. Don't tell HP fandom.)