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Title: Jock
Characters: Percy and Oliver
Rating: R
Warnings: Violence
Themes/kinks chosen: Underwear
Word Count: 1023
Summary: Percy makes a mistake.
Author's notes: I love happy boyslash as much as the next person, but this month I decided to go a bit more realistic. Thanks to the lovely mariamme for cheerleading.

( Jock )

Title: The Amulet of Alexandria
Pairing: Bill/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Harry is possibly underage here, though that's not explicitly stated.
Themes/kinks chosen: Everything old is new again: Charms/talismans
Word Count: 1142
Summary: Bill discovers a mysterious amulet with powerful effects.
Author's notes: Thanks to freckles42 for this one. ♥

( The Amulet of Alexandria )

Title: My Little Girl
Characters: Percy/Oliver
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Angst, crossdressing, copious amounts of whisky, vaguely insane Oliver.
Kinks chosen: Gender-bending
Word Count: 1040
Summary: Oliver doesn't fuck men.
Author's notes: So, this contains not one, but two things I don't like and therefore never write: bottom!Percy and crossdressing. I have no idea where this came from. ♥ to the mods for letting me post on a different day from my regular since I fail at deadlines.

( My Little Girl )

Woo, sixteen minutes until I can post my squicktastic DD fic and get it over with. Sixteen minutes until everyone can go "...ew" and scroll past it. Yay!

So, I had this really sweet, loving story all plotted out in my head for this month's Daily Deviant, and when I sat down to write it, this really evil bunny bit me hard, and I don't think I'll be able to do it justice, seeing as it involves a kink/theme I neither read nor write, and, um. It's definitely more than a bit wierd. And I am afraid of my brain. The end.

Title: Firewhisky: the New Veritaserum
Pairing: Percy/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Kinks chosen: Confessions, frottage
Word Count: 1379
Summary: There's a reason Percy doesn't drink.
Author's notes: Dedicated to my boring flist. ♥

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Title: That Eternal Relic
Characters: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Kinks chosen: Relics
Word Count: 1022
Summary: It's not the motorcycle that turns him on. It never was.
Author's notes: Title from Victor Hugo: "Try as you will, you cannot annihilate that eternal relic of the human heart, love." Love and thanks to snegurochka_lee for reminding me that Remus has a totally canon motorcycle fetish.

( That Eternal Relic )

I seem to have stalled out on my DD fic...which is bad, considering I am supposed to post it, oh, tomorrow. I never really write Marauder's era, and when I have, it's been PWP, and I keep having to look things up, and I am thoroughly annoyed by the whole thing, and I don't think it's angsty enough, and I think it's boring, and jesusfuck it's only like 600 words right now.

*repeated headdesk*

Title: A Perfect Gentleman
Characters: Frank/Alice
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Kinks chosen: Courtship
Word Count: 1524
Summary: Frank is determined to be a perfect gentleman. Alice makes that difficult. Oh, and Gideon meets a peculiar girl at a pub.

( A Perfect Gentleman )

Title: Brotherly Love
Characters: James Jr/Albus Severus
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: See pairing. Also, the boys are teenagers here.
Word Count: 1025
Summary: James and Al get up to no good.
Author's notes: That's right, utterly pornographic, no-redeeming-value next-gen Pottercest. I…have no excuse for myself. Also I've been writing way too much Remus/Sirius lately, so, uh, please excuse my characterization. *hides*

( Brotherly Love )

Hahaha, O hai, Daily Deviant fic wot is due tomorrow. *frownyface* I got a thousand words into the promised threesome, then it got all plotty, no porn in sight, and then LMOM ate my brain, so, um. I kind of neglected it and now, no. On to Plan B! One thing I can definitely do is write the strange little ficlet that's been wanting to be written for quite some time. Yes, fellatio, yes, incest, yes, chan, you will all be written. Yes. No, threesome, you will have to wait until a month when I am not overwhelmed.

*fails*