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Title: Footprints
Characters: Charlie/Hermione
Rating: G
Word Count: 350
Warnings: None.
Summary: Hermione has tried everything to get the paint off the floor.
Notes: For inell, who requested Charlie/Hermione, footprints, kiss. Can be seen as a sequel to Just Like A Woman, which I also wrote for the wonderful inell.

( Footprints )

Title: Pavlina
Pairing: Charlie/Viktor
Rating: PG
Word Count: 269
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Viktor introduces Charlie to his other love.
Notes: For westernredcedar, who requested Charlie/Viktor, "triumph".

( Pavlina )

Title: Trouble, please be kind
Pairing: Bill/Charlie
Rating: PG
Word Count: 195
Warnings: See pairing.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Bill's wedding is hard on Charlie.
Notes: For westernredcedar, who requested Bill/Charlie, "trouble". Title from Cat Stevens.

( Trouble, please be kind )

Title: The Second Weasley
Pairing: Remus/Charlie (unrequited)
Rating: R
Word Count: 243
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Remus chooses the seond Weasley for himself.
Notes: For aoibhe, who requested Remus/Charlie, "No, it doesn't."

( The Second Weasley )

Title: Drinking and Flying
Pairing: Bill/Charlie
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 254
Warnings: See pairing.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Maybe it wasn't Bill's best idea ever.
Notes: For ragdoll, who requested Charlie/Bill, (hard) cider, Quidditch.

( Drinking and Flying )

Title: Spicing Things Up
Pairing: Charlie/Harry
Rating: R
Word Count: 267
Warnings: Rimming.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Charlie
Notes: For big_dreaming_k, who stumped me in the Stump the Author Meme and who asked for Charlie/Harry, "spice".

( Spicing Things Up )

Title: Goodnight, Goodnight
Pairing: Bill/Charlie
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 267
Warnings: See pairing. Also infidelity.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Charlie didn't expect to feel this way.
Notes: For secretsolitaire, who stumped me in the Stump the Author Meme. She asked for anything Bill/Charlie. Hope you enjoy!

( Goodnight, Goodnight )

Title: Pyramid
Pairing: Charlie/George
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 900
Warnings: Incest, angst
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Bill is married. Fred is gone. Charlie and George are lost.

( Pyramid )

I've been spamming the watchers of my fic comm (emific) with reposts of older stories from LJ this morning. If don't watch the fic comm, here's what I've posted so far:

Stupid for Each Other (Harry/Charlie, PG-13)
Always Together (Fred/George, NC-17)
Occupation/Legation (Percy/Ron, NC-17)
Safe and Dangerous (Bill/Charlie, NC-17)
Sightless (Percy/Harry, NC-17)
With A Slight Adjustment to Fate (Remus/Regulus, R)

It's a hell of a chore, moving everything over, especially as I've now begun to hit the point before I realized it was easier to use html than richtext, and I'm having to add in all the italics tags--and I use far too many damned italics!

celandineb wrote me a fantastic and tragic Cedric/Percy fic, Neighbours, Friends, Lovers (general), and westernredcedar wrote me a sweet and hot and funny Remus/Percy fic, Posh (R), and qzee wrote me a most excellent and sad Frank/Alice fic, In the Blink of an Eye (general), inspired by my Do you remember I remember! Wow--I don't know what I did to get so lucky and spoiled, but you all need to go read and give the authors mega love right now! ♥

swtalmnd wrote me a fantastic little Percy/Charlie drabble for my prompt of haircut! Go, read, and leave feedback!

Title: Like Magic
Pairing: Remus/Charlie
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 255
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Remus wants to know how Charlie feels.
Notes: For westernredcedar, who requested Remus/Charlie, avalanche.

( Like Magic )

( Severus Snape, for snegurochka_lee )

( Charlie Weasley, for mnemosyne_1 and secretsolitaire )

( Kingsley Shacklebolt, for westwardlee )

( Neville Longbottom, for maple_mahogany and celandineb )

( Harry Potter, for swtalmnd )

( Percy Weasley, for celandineb )

( James Potter, Jr, for celandineb )

Okay, SO. I have not had internet access for NEARLY FORTY-EIGHT HOURS. My MODEM DIED. This is NOT OKAY. But now the modem is FIXED THIS IS UNTRUE I ACTUALLY HAVE AN ENTIRELY NEW MODEM and i have the internet BACK and I am so happy that I am CAPSLOCKING. Hooray interwebs, hooray!

And it's funny; I haven't been reading much fic lately at all but either everyone decided to post awesome fic while I was offline, or else they've been posting awesome fic all along and I just have missed it all, or else, hmm, a third option which I have not yet decided upon. ANYWAY. I have been devouring fic like a madwoman tonight and HERE ARE SOME RECS. CAPSLOCKY RECS. BECAUSE I CAN. BECAUSE I. HAVE. INTERNETS.

CAPSLOCKY REC ONE. life in the subjunctive case (Harry/Ron, R, by anonymous over at hp_springsmut. This is not a pairing I read a lot but something compelled me to click on this and I am so glad I did because the style of it is what makes this piece, all disjointed in the most perfect, stream-of-consciousness way, and the boys are lovely here, and so sort of sad and confused and oh. Post-war fic where they're a bit messed up and trying to cope is so wonderful and this, this just works in that beautiful wonderful perfect way.

CAPSLOCKY REC TWO. Something Borrowed (Charlie/Teddy (past Charlie/Remus and Charlie/Tonks), NC-17, by snegurochka_lee. This is actually more NC-17 than anything ever was NC-17. NC-anything. Um. Totally unreadable if you are going to need to function normally in the next twenty-four hours. Yes. That should cover it. Um. I kind of wish Charlie could come and be my lewd, pervy, swearing, smoking, cock-taking, cock-giving, winking, leering uncle after reading this. No wait, I definitely wish that. This is the hottest thing anyone has ever written in the history of Ever. Also the most perverted. ILU, Lee. So much.

CAPSLOCKY REC THREE. Commitment (Dakin/Irwin, G, by celandineb. This makes me so happy because domesticity gives me this stupid 1950's housewifely thrill that the postmodern feminist in me has to roll her eyes at but god this is lovely! They are househunting and putting down carpets and things and the best part, the best part? Is that this totally corresponds with Cel's awesome Yuletide fic (which I need to go find the link for so I can put it here) and it made me grin like a grinning thing. Also the insinuation at the end, YES PLEASE.

CAPSLOCKY REC FOUR. Malfunction (Percy/Kingsley, NC-17, by westwardlee on LJ/lee_west on IJ) Claustrophobic!Percy + Sexy-as-hell!Kingsley (is there any other sort of Kingsley?) + malfunctioning Ministry lift = HOTNESS. Serious goddamn hotness! Kingsley is so cool and Percy is so adorably frightened and I love Kingsley's sexy pants and there is RIMMING, people, which you ALL should be writing MORE of, and I am sad I missed this when it was originally posted at hp_valensmut becaus it's awesome!

CAPSLOCKY REC FIVE. Never A Better Time (Remus/Peter, sort of, PG, by westernredcedar. You guys. I don't ever read Peter but as I said I was all over the awesome fic tonight and this? WAS AWESOME. I love this little glimpse of pre-Deatheaters!Peter and his wistfulness and his nervousness and his sweet little hand and oh, he breaks my heart here, and Remus is lovely too, all clueless and caring and sweet, and mmm. Give it a go even if you're not fond of Peter because it's so lovely.

THUS ENDETH MY CAPSLOCKY, PROBABLY TYPO-FILLED, AND SPASTIC RECS POST FOR THE MOMENT. I AM OFF TO READ MORE FIC YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE GLAD TO HAVE ME BACK, INTERNETS! ♥

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays.
You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble
You start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.

1. A Little Help From My Friends, Joe Cocker

( I get by (Percy, Oliver, G) )

2. Chick Habit, April March

( It's not a trick, pay attention (Bill/Fleur, G) )

3. Mexico, James Taylor

( I've never really been so I don't really know (Percy/Neville, G) )

4. The Only Living Boy in New York, Paul Simon

( Here I am (Percy, G) )

5. Ana Ng, They Might Be Giants

( [A common name] Percy, Oliver, G) )

6. Walkin' After Midnight, Patsy Cline

( Searching for you (Percy, George, PG) )

7. Eddie Walker, Ben Folds Five

( Won't you smile? You look so shocked. (Arthur, G) )

8. Wild Wild Life, Talking Heads

( Tickling my fancy (Fred/George, R) )

9. Watching the Wheels, John Lennon

( People say I'm crazy (Charlie, G) )

10. If I Were Gay, Stephen Lynch

( I just don't see myself in you (Percy/Neville, PG) )

I was gifted with some lovely ficlets lately and I need you all to go and read them! Right now!

The first is Sweet Tea (Remus/Percy, PG-13) by the_con_cept. It's beautiful! Percy's so restrained even when he's being a little adventurous. Mmm, I love this pairing so much for the delicious repression, and I love what con_cept does with it! ♥

And then celandineb wrote me Midsummer Love (Percy/Neville, G) at the prompting of swtalmnd and it's perfectly schmoopywonderful and made me go Awwwww out loud when I read it! ♥

celandineb also wrote a ficlet for swtalmnd at my request (I love the duplicity!) and it is called Third Saturdays (Percy/Charlie, NC-17) and it is absolutely PORNTASTIC! ♥

Go! Read! *shoos you away*

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays.
You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble
You start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.

Unsurprisingly, mine are all Weasley-centric. Surprisingly, they are all low-rated!

1. Girlfriend is Better, Talking Heads

( Nothing is better than this (is it?) (Percy, G) )

2. Same In Any Language, I Nine

( Wherever you go (Charlie, G) )

3. Hell, Squirrel Nut Zippers

( But tomorrow there'll be hell to pay (Wee!Weasleys, G) )

4. Angel Band, Stanley Brothers

( O bear me away on your snow white wings (Fred, PG) )

5. One Down, Ben Folds

( I must admit I didn't know (Percy, G) )

6. Grace Kelly, Mika

( I could be violet sky (unrequited Percy/Harry, G) )

7. I Am A Rock, Simon and Garfunkel

( And an island never cries (Percy, G) )

8. Twisting, They Might Be Giants

( There's not a lot of things that she'll take back (Percy/Harry, PG) )

9. Summertime, Janis Joplin

( The living is easy (Weasleys, G) )

10. Love Is All Around, R.E.M. (cover)

( On my love you can depend (Percy/Neville, G) )

Title: Loving
Pairing: Charlie/Neville
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Neville loves Charlie in the darkness and in the light.
Notes: An Advent Drabble for mariamme, who requested Charlie/Neville, "learning".

( Loving )

Title: Christmas with Charlie
Pairing: Charlie/Draco
Rating: G
Word Count: 145
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Draco and Charlie spend their first Christmas together, and Draco figures something out.
Notes: An Advent Drabble for secretsolitaire, who requested Charlie/Draco, "first Christmas together".

( Christmas with Charlie )

Title: All in the Wrist
Pairing: Charlie/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 169
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Charlie's always been innovative.
Notes: Written as comment porn for pre_raphaelite1...it's kind of a long story, but the idea of wristjobs came up, and I just couldn't help myself.


( All in the Wrist )