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Title: Meet the Goldsteins
Characters: Anthony Goldstein/Michael Corner
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 776
Warnings: Shameless self-indulgence.
Summary: It's not an occasion, but Anthony might vomit, and Michael really shouldn't wear a tracksuit.
Notes: For annearchy, who requested Anthony/Michael, "the odd couple". This is definitely somewhat inspired by our soon-to-be-dearly-departed road_ahead, though I don't think robriki's Mikey would ever find himself in this situation. Call it RA AU if you like, heh.

( Meet the Goldsteins )

I have just spent far too much time uploading new userpics--44 of them, to be precise--to rar_anthony's account. It was his birthday yesterday, so I'm gifting him with new expressions. Luke Treadaway makes the lulziest faces. I love him.

Next I need to tackle rar_zacharias...

Title: Morning Rush
Pairing: Percy/Anthony
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 311
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Mornings aren't the same anymore since Anthony started sleeping over.
Notes: For mnemosyne_1, because she stumped me in the Stump the Author Meme. She requested Percy/Anthony with the prompt "accidentally switching glasses".

( Morning Rush )

I did a pinch-hit for hp_summersmut, and (though I know this will surprise exactly no one) it was Bashert (Anthony/Percy, R, here on IJ).

I love this little fic (really, more of an Anthony Goldstein character manifesto) more than I probably should, but I didn't exactly expect anyone to read it, because of the rare pairing, non-smuttiness, and subject matter. Only...people did! I'm so happy.

Will have to repost it at the fic comm in a day or two, but I've been aching to reveal this one (as if it weren't apparent already) and so I just had to squee!

Title: Getting Better at Being Better
Pairing/Characters: Percy/Neville/Anthony and permutations thereof
Rating: R
Word Count: 1631
Warnings: Battle-induced PTSD
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Anthony twitches, and Neville smells of earth. And Percy tries to be a Better Person.
Notes: I wrote this as a pinch-hit for the Percy Ficathon for the lovely zephre. I completely failed at being anonymous in the process.

( Getting Better at Being Better )

Title: Making Anthony Laugh
Character: Neville/Anthony
Rating: PG
Word Count: 206
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Neville's not sure where he heard the word, but he's pretty sure he can make Anthony laugh.
Notes: For celandineb, who wanted Neville/Anthony, "twatwaffle". Don't look at me like that—it was Cel's prompt!

( Making Anthony Laugh )

Title: In a Room Above a Café
Rating: R
Pairing: Remus/Percy, Percy/Anthony
Kink(s): First time
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Word Count: 832
Summary: Percy continues his story.

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( In a Room Above a Café )

Title: Paper Products and School Ties
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Remus/Percy, past Percy/Anthony Goldstein
Kink(s): Bondage (of the Gryffindor and Ravenclaw tie varieties)
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2008
Word Count: 1163
Summary: It's Percy's turn to tell a story.

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( Paper Products and School Ties )

celandineb wrote the loveliest little Percy/Anthony teenyfic for me today! First Visit, rated general. On their first visit to Anthony's parents' house, Anthony rewards Percy for good behavior. I seriously bounced when I saw she'd indulged me so completely. I really don't deserve it. But go, read, heap praise!

Title: Forgetting Harry
Pairing: Percy/Anthony
Rating: R
Word Count: 2833
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Percy makes Anthony forget about his obsession with Harry.
Notes: This is what happens when I am working on a (completely unrelated to this one) fic at one-thirty in the morning and suddenly and without warning, my brain shifts gears entirely. Also, this contains a 91-word sentence. Which is scary even for me, the Undisputed Queen of Run-On Sentences. You have been warned. Oh--also, feel free to point out typos, as I am barely lucid at this point. XD

( Forgetting Harry )

Title: How Percy Weasley Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock
Pairing: Percy/Anthony
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1436
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Percy likes women very much, thank you, except that he totally doesn't.
Notes: I truly apologize for that title. Wow.

( How Percy Weasley Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock)

My glasses fetish is officially OUT OF CONTROL. I believe freckles42 can attest to that. I am writing Percy/Neville fic for coffee_n_cocoa and I've just spent--no kidding--half an hour on the websites of various purveyors of spectacles before settling on a pair for Neville to wear in the fic. I think they might be a bit too stylish and was angsting over that, and then I realized that NO ONE WILL ACTUALLY SEE THEM. Somebody slap me.

coffee_n_cocoa recently posted a brilliant Percy/Neville fic contaning heaps of things I normally wouldn't like and yet she made me love them all. ♥ Nettled, NC-17. Go read it right now.

In non-Percy/Neville news, you should all go read Inflection by pre_raphaelite1 (?/Anthony Goldstein, NC-17). Yes, the kink chosen is rape/ravishment, but I'll tell you what: I don't read rapefic, and I betaed and am heartily recommending this one. It's...different. And I don't want to spoil the story so I won't say why, just trust me, won't you? Give it a go.

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